Saturday, November 19, 2011

How close is the kudzu?

to getting you?

How close is the kudzu?
It's still down the road a piece.





Once when I stopped to tie my shoe the tendrils started snaking my way out of the gutter. Luckily the caw of a raven caught my attention. So I stood up and quickly walked away.
Reply:Not likely it will make it Michigan, is it? IS it? How can something so cool looking be so destructive?
Reply:It's right outside the door, and it's creeping me out.
Reply:The proximity of kudzu(x) to me(y) is directly proportionate to the speed(z) of kudzu. Therefore the intersection of x,y will occur approximately (x+y)/z*pi.





Which is way too close to me, I'm packing my bags and heading to antartica.

shoe lasts

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