A Romantic Poem - Redneck Style?

Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue,


And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.


Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flappin' in the breeze.


Softer than Blue's, and without all them fleas.





You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;


I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.


On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,


Well, I'm in hawg heaven! Plumb outta my wits!





Like a good roll of duct tape, yore there fer yore man,


To patch up life's troubles, and stick 'em in the can.


Yore as strong as a four-wheeler, racin' through the mud,


Yet fragile as that sanger, named Naomi Judd.





When you hold me real tight, like a padded gunrack,


My life is complete; ain't nuttin' I lack.


Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.


Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

A Romantic Poem - Redneck Style?
Ah sayd that to mah gurl, Bessie Mae, and we got to doin' it all nite long.





Too bad mah uncle Jimbo caught us and sayd "Jeffrey, if you gonna do that wit yore cuzin Bessie Mae, you gotta get a Christian weddin' first".





Which was weird, 'cuz Ah thought we was brother and sister.
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Reply:Jeff Foxworthy would be so proud.
Reply:Redneck style for sure, funny thing is I understand it! :)
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Reply:Its a redneck poem but i like it its funny.
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