What do you think of this joke?

You might be a redneck if...





More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.





You think the stock market has a fence around it.





You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.





You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.





Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.





Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.





Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.





You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.





You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.





Your home has more miles on it than your car

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also you might be a redneck if you've ever used toilet seats as horseshoes.
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