You might be a redneck if. . . something to get ya laughing this morning or maybe just a smile....?

1.More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.





2.You think the stock market has a fence around it.





3.You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.





4.You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.





5.Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.





6.Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.





7.You've ever used lard in bed.





8.Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.





9.You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.





10.You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.





11.Your home has more miles on it than your car.





12.Your Christmas tree is still up in February.





13.You've ever been arrested for loitering.





14.You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouvre.





15.There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.





16.You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.





17.You've ever shot anyone for looking at you.

You might be a redneck if. . . something to get ya laughing this morning or maybe just a smile....?
if you think taco bell is a mexican phone company..





if you have had three divorces and you still have the same in laws
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Reply:Ha!You made me laugh...thanks!
Reply:if u and your son r in the same grade
Reply:Your coasters are made out of wine corks glued together...
Reply:Um, yes to numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 9, 14 and 17.
Reply:1.They said your neck is short,when you look up it don`t make no different. 2.You brush your teeth with a toilet brush. 3.Your sex partner is 1year older then your grandma. 4.Your house grasses is so long you can find Osama Lardeen hide in it. 5.You sleep together with your neighbours dog.6. you eat lizard for breakfirst. 7. Your Boss hobby is digging your hole. 8.You born on 30Th February %26amp; that the reasorn your parent name you Megu. 9.Your children knock your head cause that the way you taught them to great you good morning. 10.You visit your girldfriend every day in your uncle fish tank. 11. your girldfriend Boobs..is smaller then yours. 12.you celebrate your birthday party at the cematery.
Reply:oh my this is GREAT!!!


thanks for the pick me up!!


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Reply:those are pretty good!
Reply:If you think a Quarter Horse is the ride in front of Wal Mart